Now that it's officially halftime in America, perhaps we will see some changes soon. In the meantime, those of us who are struggling through, battling against or just doing our best still need to spread the love on the most romantic holiday of the year (well, apart from Groundhog Day, anyway). Here, then, are ten sentiments that might find their way into a Valentine's Day card sent by some of the more passionate members of the non-one-percent.

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